It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Every pizza box leaving that

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

Large light blue script text reads "Johnnys" over a vintage hand-drawn illustration of snow-capped mountains in white and light blue with weathered texture

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Distressed white horror-style text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

Inspired by Back to the Future

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:2XL Every pizza box leaving thatBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling